- I.
I, , hereby offer my hands, my keyboard and one (1) Saturday to the Duck.
- II.
The Duck shall find me by mortal mail at .
- III.
On Saturday 31 October 2026 I shall appear in
- IV.
I come before the Duck as
- V.
And I shall arrive
- VI.
With the Duck's dark powers I intend to summon (optional)
- VII.
One day in person in each city, then seven days online to ship. The Duck keeps my name and my email to send me Stranger Builds news and the call to arms, and for nothing else. I may break this pact at any time by replying to any of its letters. My soul is not actually transferred. Probably.